Fifty Shades of Gravy edition by Jenny Ric Literature Fiction eBooks
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When culinary student Vanessa Biscuits attends cooking class with renowned chef Chef Gray, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Vanessa is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate. For so many things. Desperate for Chef Gray, desperate for a semblance of a personality, desperate for a dimension that makes her deeper than the average puddle.
Fortunately for Vanessa she is spared the need to become in any way interesting in her own right. Unable to resist her pedestrian beauty, half wittedness, bland spirit and slavish, dog like devotion Gray admits he wants her on his own terms – covered in gravy.
Fifty Shades of Gravy is a tale that will obsess you, repossess your furniture and stay with you forever no matter how many eviction notices you serve it.
Fifty Shades of Gravy edition by Jenny Ric Literature Fiction eBooks
In this send-up Ric treats up to a slight mash-up of Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey set in a culinary school, where the dumb and ditzy Vanessa Biscuits falls under the spell of Chef Grey. Ric's versions of Leonard's versions of Meyer's characters are spot on, and are sure to make you laugh until you cry, or wet yourself, or both.The best however comes after the story's gravy dripping climax, but it is so laugh out loud funny that you have to read it for yourself to appreciate it. It's a witty and quick little read, and well worth Five Stars. Thus far this story seems to be the one and only thing that Jenny Ric has ever published, however I am looking forward to more as it would be great to see what sort of original fiction her mind is capable of producing.
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Fifty Shades of Gravy edition by Jenny Ric Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
Oh my...this is hilarious!It made me laugh throughout the time.Now, I don't regret having read the original book,because if I hadn't I wouldn't have enjoyed this parody so much.It definitely deserves 5 stars.
I knew going into it it was going to be quirky, but this book is just weird! It just really was not worth downloading, & I am pretty easy to please when it comes to books!
What do you get when you take Twilight, add some re-worked Twilight fanfic and then snark the heck outta both of them?
This.
Fifty Shades Of Gravy is one of the funniest spoofs you'll read this year. I even spewed a few servings of brown stuff myself a few times while reading it (coffee, that is).
Our heroine, Vanessa Biscuits, a self-absorbed young lady who's obsessed with Wuthering Heights and lives with her father, attends Culinary School in the small town of Sporks, which is often dry and sunny but sometimes wet and humid. The newest teacher, Chef Gray, makes her lady parts quiver and as he's immediately drawn to her as well, gives her a private lesson on kneading buns.
The funniest scene had to be when Chef gets to creepily stalk Vanessa in her bedroom, just the way every tween girl dreams of. She's willing to indulge his manly advances but he'll only have her on his terms...
This. Is. Funny.
i have read most of the "fifty shades" parodies and some are quite good...this is not one of them...she tries too hard to emulate the original....not really funny
One word describes this brief parody of Fifty Shades Of Grey - hilarious.
Jenny Ric tells the entire story with lots of laughs in about 30 pages, compared to the original Fifty Shades length of 500 plus.
You have to laugh when BDSM involves a string of sausages ...
Lovers and haters of Fifty Shades Of Grey will like this light hearted piss take of a world wide craze.
Do yourself a favour and take a look at this one.
I fail to understand the continuing popularity of this book. It is poorly written. Gratuitous sexuality veiled in the weakest of plots leaves me cold. There are so many great books out there, well-written, with sexual content that flows with the story, I chose this book because of its "popularity," and I feel cheated.
At the moment, "Fifty Shades of Grey" is the book people love to hate -- it's bad, it's silly, it's a fanfic based on "Twilight"... and it's hilarious.
So it was inevitable that there would be a parody of it. And "Fifty Shades of Gravy" is a pretty decent parody, lampooning the sort of useless, vapid, excessively virginal heroines that star in "Fifty Shades of Grey" and "Twilight"... not to mention the chiseled, abusive love interests with cheeks like "slabs of granite."
Vanessa Biscuits is a 22-year-old girl who is (naturally) the most gorgeous woman around, completely virginal, and has "the sensibilities and understanding of the world of a fifty-year-old woman." She lives with her dad Charlton in the town of Sporks, because "I have to live with one of my parents because I have all the independence of a marshmallow bunny.'
But one day at culinary school, surrounded by sexless personality-free drones, Vanessa sees... HIM.
"Him" is the devastating sexy Chef Grey, who is there to teach them about making bread... and to demonstrate kneading technique in a, um, very unorthodox way. Vanessa's "down there nether regions" tingle furiously for Grey... but she does not know the bizarre sexual desires that only she can satisfy! And no, I am not going to mention what they are.
"Fifty Shades of Gravy" is a pretty brief parody, but Jenny Ric packs a lot of spoofery into it -- especially since it not only spoofs "50 Shades of Grey" (Grey whips Vanessa with a string of sausages) but also the wretched "Twilight" books (he creeps into her bedroom at night... wearing a chef's hat). It's just a lot of snarky fun.
Ric takes particular aim at the virginal, prematurely middle-aged, vapid, horny girls at the center of both books. But she also the sexy brooding men who stalk and sexually harass them ("It is too much for my virginal virginity to take"). She's especially good at mocking the overwrought prose ("his teeth flash white like tumbling Chiclets').
Of course, this all climaxes (literally) in a hilariously un-erotic love scene that... well, saying any more would really spoil it.
"Fifty Shades of Gravy" is a fun little parody that manages to mock two terrible book series in one. Witty and sharp.
In this send-up Ric treats up to a slight mash-up of Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey set in a culinary school, where the dumb and ditzy Vanessa Biscuits falls under the spell of Chef Grey. Ric's versions of Leonard's versions of Meyer's characters are spot on, and are sure to make you laugh until you cry, or wet yourself, or both.
The best however comes after the story's gravy dripping climax, but it is so laugh out loud funny that you have to read it for yourself to appreciate it. It's a witty and quick little read, and well worth Five Stars. Thus far this story seems to be the one and only thing that Jenny Ric has ever published, however I am looking forward to more as it would be great to see what sort of original fiction her mind is capable of producing.
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